15 years of software development in numerous languages including the super secure Java Platform.

Spent more time in Operations than most doctors.

Certified ScrumMaster yet have never played Rugby...but was a star in the Redneck Football League in years past including the rare "Passing Anywhere" seasons.

Played golf with Nikki and Brie Bella and still managed to concentrate on the game at times.

Often imitated but never duplicated.